Phil's Hole-- Tim Vitkin

Considered by some the legendary hole of the river, Phil's hole was coveted by Keeners today for the mystical "Beatdown of the week" award. However, there are many rumors surrounding this hole that should be clarified for incoming Keeners, here are the top ones.

1.) You have to surf Phil's hole.
This is a complete lie. If you are not comfortable with it you do not have to do it. The reason keeners pile into this hole is to gain confidence and practice thinking in violent situations. While it is recommended, you do not have to surf the hole.

2.) It is very nasty.
Lie again. Maybe at lower levels this is true, but the coaches will not let you do something unless it has little consequences.Also, most people only get worked for 10 seconds in its left side, 30 in right side. It's not as bad as it sounds.

3.) You never want to go in it.
This ties in with the point above. I actually had so much fun in Phil's today that I'm definitely going into it again next week.

While there are many more myths, these are perhaps the more widespread. If you get the chance to go into Phil's Hole, just remember to have fun.



No keener has ever died surfing Phil's hole. Trust me, you won't regret it if you decide you want to get beat down.

--Tim Vitkin