How to be like Bren Orton- Cat Hardman

First of all who is Bren Orton? Bren is an amazing whitewater kayaker from England. He's one of the best in the world actually. From surfing huge waves like Ginormica
on the Mistassibi to paddling off enormous waterfalls in Mexico. So here is the step by step process on how to be like Bren Orton.

Step 1

Since he is from England you must have a british accent, he also has bright orange hair. To get this color hair you can dye it orange or be naturally born with it like . Bren. Bren is about 5'8, if you are taller than that you need to measure your legs and then cut off the inches that make you taller than him. If you are shorter than  him try getting shoes with heels on them or figure out how to grow taller.

Step 2

Your attitude must always be happy and be stoked to go kayaking becasue that's the way Bren is. Bren's attitude never puts anyone down and he also makes you get fired up to do stuff. SO if you ever see someone down while kayaking or anywhere else make them feel happy and stoked to do whatever they are doing or about to do.

Step 3

Be really good at kayaking. if you have ever seen Bren paddle or watched any of his videos, you would know he kicks butt. Bren is an amazing play boat in waves
and holes. He throws massive airscrews and pan-ams. He does sick combo moves like the bread and butter with a McNasty after that. Then in holes he can do
double lunars with an orbit at the end with loop finishing it off. To be like Bren, you have to be able to do all f the tricks in the trick book and be able to
make up tricks too like the space jam and lunar to lunar wih finishing it off with an orbit.

Step 4
 Run big waterfalls. Bren has run some really big waterfalls like Tomata in Mexico which is 60 feet and other that are bigger like he ran one that is 80 ft. But you have to run them like Bren, so when going of something like Tomata you  have to tuck just like bren. So when you go off the lip start slowly and as you go  off and once you know your free fally tuck by putting your paddle to one side and tuck. Then you can also do ear dios like Bren. So when you're going off a drop you
can boof, do a brace as your going off the drop and when you're coming up take a stroke.

Step 5

Well there is no step five, if you have at least done all of these you can be like Bren. If you haven't done all these steps you cannot be like Bren, which is sad and very  unfortunate. So be like Bren.