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No words may be capable of describing the moments all of our cabin “Istambul” has experienced, however I will attempt my best to describe.
I woke up the first morning to blaring rap music that about 5 people in the world like; at about 7:30 in the morning, it seems to get your motors turning. After the wake up the only problem is putting in my contacts. The wild ginger takes up every single mirror on the grounds so it takes a while to search for an empty mirror. Additionally a common Wild Ginger phrase is: “can you video tape me doing <insert action>?” Wild gingers are always flexing and putting in their hairspray. But at some point, the teenage girl turns into a wild animal. An animal that all should fear for, because he changes from the reality show personality to the hulk. Running around screaming the entire cabin is fearful, even the 400 pound gorilla fears for the beast. Running around to bad Drake music, the wild ginger makes sure his veins are popping and hair is “on point”. Wondering which is stronger: the muscles or ego?
No one is safe however I have learned one thing. To tame this wild ginger, all you need to give him is hairspray, a mirror, shampoo, milk, loud music, and a little love. It is a joy and entertaining living with a wild ginger and I highly recommend you find yourself one.
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