Step 1: Cook a super gnarly breakfast but in the process blow up the kitchen.
-This should entail spilt uncooked scrambled eggs, loads of scattered pancake batter, Nutella splotches, bread crumbs, and a nice side of spilled milk.
Step 2: Find a place to begin.
-The challenge of this step stems from the time pressure mixed with the insane mess described above.
Step 3: Begin cleaning.
-There’s so many choices, generally it’s as easy as scrubbing some dishes, maybe the sink, sweeping, wiping the counter, the bathroom, or there’s always a unique task to be performed that is a direct result of the mess.
Step 4: Witness the best shouting match of your life.
-Usually at this stage in your morning someone looks at a watch and realizes there is 15 minutes until morning meeting. Consequently, everyone gets mad at people not cleaning by this point. The problem from there is some of these people have already cleaned or are off the hook for one reason or another. The shouting match that ensues is epic. It is super awesome. So many insults are thrown and the best part is no one seems fazed. Eventually tempers flare but at this point it is time to kayak.
Step 5: Kayak!
Yay kayak! No more yelling!
Davis, this is why parents usually clean up--they don't want to hear the epic shouting/name calling.
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