How to get beat down in phills

How to get beat down in phills

      First off phills is a giant beat down hole in the middle right section of mecoys rapid.  There are two parts of phills, there is left and right side.  Left side is a flushy hole but will beat you down if you hit it right.  Right side is a nasty hole that will keep you for a fun ride.   

     To be able to take your fame as the winner of beat down Thursday, you need a huge breakfast and a lot of milk.  This will help you sink your boat and hold you in the hole better.  

     Now for the biggest beat down you will ever get you will want to go into right-side a little right of center.  Hit it sideways and hold your breath, make sure you have a solid role cause the point is not to swim. 

     This event happens every Thursday, and the goal is to get a better beat down than every one els.  The prize for this a red ribbon, and the champion of the week.  

     Now that you are the champion you can share your plan with every one els.  Good luck and don’t give up.