A Sucessful Walmart Trip by Cannon Miller

        To make a Walmart trip successful you first have to storm your way in with 23 other friends and completely wreck the store. Well not actually wreck the store just make it seem like you are going to. Then you have to speed down the isle on your shopping cart and loose your phone. This also happens to me and I thought I was going to have a heart attack. 

       After making your dramatic entrance, you have to make it to the food section. This is the hardest part especially if you are in a new Walmart location. Once you find the food isles you then have to find the isle that has the stuff that you are looking for. Then you speed down the isle on the cart with someone in front of you running, grabbing the stuff and then throwing it into the cart. Or you can take the lame approach by just browsing the isles and picking out what you want. Oh and you repeat this step over and over again until you have what you need. 

        The final step is to go to checkout. Before you check out though you have to take out of your cart what you don’t want. This is a key step cause when you are running through the isles grabbing stuff you always grab things that are unnecessary. This includes anything that is healthy and anything that has to do with showers. After that you go and check out. Now that is how you have a successful Walmart trip.