Friday 28 July 2023

How To Kill Flies at Keeners: By Sol Obregon

For some reason, all of a sudden there is a rapidly rising number of house flies around keenerville. Naturally, we have to find a way to deal with all of these pesky flies. Your first thought might be to set up some fly traps or simply get a fly swatter. This would be great, but I haven’t been able to find either of these things around keenerville. This made me have to come up with 2 nearly flawless fly killing strategies. Number 1 is the easiest and most reliable of the two strategies. It only requires a cloth towel or napkin. Whenever you spot a fly you need to take the towel or napkin and whip the fly. Most of the time, this will kill the fly instantly. The only downside is now you have to pick up the fly and throw it away. Number 2 is more of a waiting game, so if you aren’t patient just stick to number 1. The first step is to find a small plate or bowl. Once you are satisfied with the size of your dish, you need to add about three to four tablespoons of maple syrup to it. Now for the hard part. You have to find the perfect place to put your trap. It should be somewhere where there is a lot of flies, but also where people won’t really see it like on top of a fridge or in a corner or something. Good luck!

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