Friday 28 July 2023

How To Hand Surf Phil's Hole: By Dan

Step 1: Pick which side you want to drop in on. I recommend left to start and then maybe right. Step 2: Hand paddle upstream of the hole. Try to go over one peak or the other of the marker wave to get a good setup for Phil’s. Step 3: Question your sanity. This doesn’t really need explaining. Step 4: Hit Phil’s. Preferably with as little downstream momentum as possible. Step 5: ☠️☠️☠️. Get trashed and tumbled. Step 6: Fall out of the hole. Preferably upside down. Step 7: Get pulled back in against all odds. Preferably still upside down. Step 8: Repeat step 5 through seven multiple times. Step 9: Wash out upside down. After violent tumbles. Step 10: Handroll up and go to the safety eddy. Maybe Clay will put this on instagram and you will get famous.

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