Hello everyone! I heard you want to carp? Forever and ever? Enough to make your rescue team panic?
Well I can help. I am, in fact, the queen of carping.
It all starts with the setup. You MUST make sure your hands and paddle are still in the water when you begin. Additionally, it helps if you try to twist far far away from your paddle. Now as you sweep your paddle, I would appreciate it if you yank straight down on the far blade and make no attempt to hip snap. Keeping a tense body and panicked mindset really helps with this.
You’re doing great!
Next, we need to ensure that your head is the very first thing that emerges from the water. Sometimes, it can be helpful to have a friend watch to check that your beautiful face appears before anything else! We want to see that shiny smile.
Now this final step is THE MOST important of them all. As you fall back upside down into the water, please make absolutely NO attempt to fix any of the above instructions. Doing so would completely hinder your ability to carp to infinity. Try to do the exact thing over and over, making no changes to technique. This will ensure success!
Enjoy!
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