Why White House is the Best House by Jackson Gratz

1: The People: The people in White House are GREAT, everyone is super nice, helpful encouraging, and enthusiastic if you live in White House and need help, they have your backs. (This is the one non cynical part btw, people are super awesome.) 2: The Utilities: White House is super “Vintage.” Whether it’s the VHS TV that weighs more than Nevan, the chipped decorative floor that’s over 50 years old, the paper thin walls, or the one working outlet, White House will make you learn to love its little things. 3: The pets: White House contains a variety of critters that may or may not live in the walls. If you move into White House you can expect things like; mosquitoes, chipmunks, mice, and lizards. But don’t worry, they love sharing food with you, usually without asking and while leaving little brown gifts. You might not get the privilege of seeing them but if you would like to just know they get more bold at night. 4: The Water: This lovely building comes with all inclusive hot and cold water that will leave you saying wow! The cold water is normal, just water flavored water, but the hot water, that’s about story. Do you like smelling eggs, how about the taste of old eggs, then White House hot water is for you! The water heater comes with sulfuric buildup which is non toxic but will make the WHOLE house smell great. And let’s not forget to take short showers, if you take one too long, the septic tank leaks and smells like old waste, yay! Overall White House is great, so look forward to staying there next time, you’re in for a treat.