Showering is a Burden by Liv Howard

I think showering is a burden. 9/10 times that I shower I do it because I have to not because I want to. Because if I don’t I’ll be stinky and maybe get staff or something. Which has happened to me due to not having access to a shower. So when I am getting dirty and have the ability to clean myself I make myself do it. But you have to go so out of your way to get it done. Here is my keeners shower routine: 1. Take off all your clothes (might even be wet if kayaking) 2. Put on a towel 3. Hang up wet clothes 4. Grab shower things 5. Go to bathroom 6. Hang blanket and shower caddy 7. Get in shower 8. Find a spot to put your stuff in the shower 9. Turn on shower 10. Get clean 11. Turn off water 12. Dry off 13. Walk with damp feet picking up dirt on the way back to room 14. Pick a stye fit 15. Put it on Extra credit : moisturize This furthers my point that showering is a burden. Because it takes so much work just to be clean. Also if I haven’t been kayaking and am dry it’s even worse. Then you have to motivate yourself to get wet. Which I also don’t like to do.