How to Catch a Chipmunk by Conall Plunkett

Step one. Go to Robersons. Step two. Have The Danimal with you. Step three. Aquire the target through a small hole in the cabinet that it comes from. Step four. Trap it behind the oven. Step five. Block off all escape. Step six. Aquire some plastic storage containers. Step seven. Move the oven so it can run behind the drier. Step eight. Have Savanah join you. Step nine. Drive it out from behind the washing machine. Step ten. Have Savanah drop a plastic food container on it. Step eleven. Slide a thin, sturdy piece of cardboard, such as a pizza box, under the container. Step twelve. Transfer to a clear container for inspection. Step thirteen. Release it far from Robersons in an open field. Step fourteen. Watch as it runs into Istambul.