How Stephen Ruined Kayaking by Isaac Sinton-Remes

It started innocently enough, I was surfing a pushbutton and Stephen asked if I wanted to try his carbon boat. I assumed this was simply a kind offer and didn’t see the malicious intent behind the offer. I excitedly got out of my boat and hopped into Stephen’s kayak. After paddling out to where it was deep enough to double pump I got up onto my bow and was surprised with how easily the bow went under. I then did a flatwater loop and was surprised at how easily it went around. After trying a few more things in flatwater and being continually surprised by how little effort it took. I then went to surf Pushbutton and when I plugged for a loop it seemed to come around almost automatically. I did a couple more surfs and was continually surprised by how much easier everything was to do. Eventually we had to head down and when I got back into my plastic boat I realized the malice of Stephen offering to let me try his carbon boat. The plastic boat suddenly felt much more sluggish and I needed to put much more effort into everything in flatwater. I realized that what I thought had been a kind offer was actually incredibly malicious. However, I have yet to figure out what Stephen's motive was.