I'm too Cool for Holes on the River by Tyce Aldrich

As the keener three session comes to an end I have come to the very real and realistic conclusion I am simply too cool and good at kayaking to get stuck or recirced in a river hole. No matter how many times I went into Phils hole which is known to give people some solid beat downs it would chew me for a second then spit me out because it couldn't handle my awesomeness. Phil’s is located at McCoys which is a three to five minute paddle from Keenerville. From its right to left side it's about the size of a small school bus and yet it still wouldn't hold me. Next I tried to go to the Gatnau River in Canada to try my luck at the notorious Lucifers hole. That's where I found out even the devil fears how good at kayaking I am, I proceeded to try not once not twice but 4 times to get crunched but to no avail. My cherrie on top is when I was trying center slot and doing the ferry of destruction I totally bombed it and was heading right for center slot but, yup, you guessed it I skipped right out of it. That brings me to my conclusion that I'm simply too cool for the holes on the river. I guess my only choice left is Log Trap 🙂.