Walmart by Andrew Slothower

A cherished keener tradition is the once per session trip to Walmart, a time to buy the much needed variety in the food offerings. There are usually two ways that keeners approach this trip, one of which is the practicality method, in which you buy things you need like bug spray, sunscreen, and other useful items. Another frequent method is shopping for comfort. These purchases often include food, drinks and more poorly thought out options. The second option is much more popular, however finding a balance between these two factors is important for a successful Walmart shopping experience. First time keeners often miss this balance, as I once did buying snacks, soda and candy without thinking about breakfasts, lunches or long term food. When I first went to Walmart, I bought one soda and a tub of peach O’s which I finished on the bus ride home. On the more recent trip to Walmart I think I found a successful balance with my purchasing list being the following: Eggos, Ice Tea, Ramen, After Bite anti Itch cream, Duct Tape, and a carabiner. I think that by shopping well, I have set myself up for a more successful second half of the keeners session, more so than people who have only purchased teas and candy