Chocolate Chip Pancakes - the Perfect Keener Breakfast by Dan Meisenheimer

At keeners, it is made abundantly clear that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. The highest form of Keener breakfast is the chocolate chip pancake. I am eating a chocolate chip pancake as I am writing this. Here is my favourite recipie for Keener chocolate chip pancakes. Step 1 - Find Wil. If you find Will you can get him to help you with pancakes. This stereo is optional. Step 2 - Obtain pancake mix. Get a heathy scooping of pancake mix and put it on a large container. Step 3 - Add the wets. Add water as instructed on the package but replace some with milk. Also make sure to add eggs. Eggs vastly improve the pancake experience by making them taste less like they came out of a box. Step 4 - Add chocolate chips. Here’s the fun part. Chocolate chips! They add the sugar content to the pancakes. You can say you dislike chocolate chips but deep inside, you know your opinion is stupid. Add a healthy serving of chocolate chips. Congratulations! You’ve successfully made chocolate chip pancakes! You can now eat them with make syrup, Nutella, or you can just go at it with your hands.