Arriving at a Lake that is Actually a River by Tyce Aldrich

Step one: Sign up for Keeners Step Two: Wake up at 2 am and take two flights one from Denver to Chicago and the other from Chicago to Ottawa. Step Three: Git off the plan and wait for the big red van. (Pro Tip!) (As much as it looks like its going to kid nap you its not) Step Four: Ride another hour and a half with 4 other boys some have been here before some are just as lost as you Step Five: Arrive at the lake that's actually a river (Personal Note Coming from colorado it was the widest river I had ever seen) Step Six: Meet the coolest keener mom evaaaa!!! (AKA Becca) Step Seven: Move into your new room meet your roommate and eat the chicken you'll be eating for the next 3 weeks (Big Step) Step Seven and a half: Play ultimate frisbee before dinner (Optional) Step Eight: Wake up the next morning and make breakfast and get hyped for kayaking. Step Nine: Meet the 3 most stout coaches ever Stevin, Tyler, Heidi (If I miss spelt I have dyslexia) Step Ten: Paddle out to the biggest surf wave you've ever seen. Then outta nowhere you're expected to ride it. Step Eleven: SHRED THAT WAVE Step Twelve: Proceed to have more fun that day and learn more than you ever thought possible in a day. Step Thirteen Realize you made a good decision coming to keeners and you cant wait to shred the rest of the days away!!!!