Thursday, 3 August 2017

The most important piece of equipment-Mark

The most important piece of equipment.
Your most important thing to have with you when kayaking is not your paddle boat life jacket or anything in that regard. Its in fact a roll of duct tape.

1. Repairs: Perhaps the most useful thing about duct tape is its ability to make repairs. Throughout my time at Keeners duct tape has become a essential part of our diet and is used for pretty much everything. The best example of which is fixing the screens on our cabins. I think probably 90 percent of all Whitehouse (cabin name) screens have a unecessary amount of duct tape on them to keep mosquitos out.

2. Bandaging your body
Band aids dont work. Sorry to ruin your life but they just dont. Duct tape however can be used anywhere and everywhere with the swift and easy application technique. Throughout Keeners i have duct tapped toes nipples fingers wrists and ankles with large amounts of sucess. The most sucessful being the prevention of nipple chaffing by a surgical application of duct tape X's over the wound.

3. Shutting up your friends

One of the hidden abilities of duct tape is the ability to stop head aches. So youve had a long day on the river and you are in a bad mood/people are bothering you. Duct tape has got you covered. Grab a long strip of duct tape and throw it over your friends mouth. You will feel instant relief as your headache clears your brain

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