A quick way to get 100 push ups - zach auber

When you're getting ready to leave for McCoy's on beat down Thursday make sure you put a bag of chips or any other type of snack that has air in the packaging inside of your pfd. Also don't forget it has to be very unsecurely set inside of the pfd. When you get to McCoy's drop right into left side and get surfed over into right side. Immediately proceed to get trashed. By immediately dropping in without thought you not only got over the fear of dropping into Phil's you also will have forgotten about your snack. While beatering your brains out your snack will fall out of your pfd and get surfed in the hole for a short period of time along side of you. Hopefully someone got this on video and can support you on your mission to get 100 push ups. Later while paddling downstream hopefully joel Kowalski will find your snack floating in the river. And if you're really lucky everyone will sell you out and let joel know the snack was yours. This will continue into joel keeping your snack and telling you that you owe 100 push ups for littering in the river. If you succeed in getting this far congratulations. You got your 100 push ups.