Why Yakistan Always has the Best Breakfast by Callan Fox

Being a girl at Keeners is definitely a slightly different experience than being a boy. This session, I am one of only two official female Keeners, plus we have Sofia (who is nannying for Baby but living with us in Yakistan). Although we are the overwhelming minority, we have the advantage of a calm kitchen with an abundance of food. We have certainly utilized this privilege. We collectively decided that we need to make the most gourmet and original foods possible. This started with delicious chocolate chip pancakes with eggs and bacon, but quickly progressed into extremely thin brownies due the lack of baking pans in our small kitchen and a veggie and chicken scramble. Soon, everyone realized how much we were excelling in our kitchen and started contacting us privately to devour some of our creations. Whether it was eggs, crepes adorned with berries, or freshly made pasta, we began pawning off some of our sacred creations for new ingredients. The other day, we went to Walmart to up our cooking game. So, we bought an abundance of food (and even more Red Bull) to make new creations like my chocolate covered cake balls and ramen with eggs. All in all, Yakistan had and will always have the best food because it has the most care with the least chaos.