How to Make a Whitehouse Breakfast by Sila Griffin

Step 1: Cook two Eggos in the toaster. Step 2: Cook some juicy bacon up in a pan. Step 3: Offer someone bacon and in return they have to do the dishes to minimize your work. Step 4: Cook two sunny-side up eggs with salt and pepper on them. Step 5: Take your food off of the pan and out of the toaster before it starts smoking and the fire alarm goes off. Step 6: Put an Eggo on a plate and lay your eggs and bacon on top of that Eggo before closing off your breakfast sandwich with your second Eggo. Step 7: Enjoy your food and protect it from your greedy cabin mates around you.