How to Surf Minibus by Jacob Zivony

If you were ever wondering how to surf minibus when it wasn’t in I can help you. Yesterday we surfed minibus when it was a big foamy mess and it was sick! Step 1: stare at minibus from river left side of the lorn and question your life decisions. Step 2: walk your boat to the put in Eddie and question why you are about to huck yourself in to a big foamy hole 3 times the size of Phil’s. Step 3: ferry out and keep ferrying right even though it feels like you are about to go straight in to bus eater. Step 4: ferry right a little more and then turn around backwards and face slightly left. Step 5: fall back in to the black hole of foam that mini bus is and enjoy the second or two when you are completely engulfed in foam but still somehow completely upright. Step 6: be completely shocked that you are actually surfing minibus right now but don’t let your body completely tense up and let it surf you out even though it’s really easy to let it do that. Congratulations you have just surfed minibus or rather minibus surfed you. Do with this information as you will, just always remember to have two keeners in the bottom left Eddy that are rescue ready if something goes wrong. Triple yay!