I Promise I did not Eat your Protein Bars by Kai Stowers

I promise I did not eat your protein bars. If I did, I would've eaten the whole thing, not just taken tiny little bites out of it. I'm honestly surprised it took you this long to realize that we're not actually alone in Istanbul. There's definitely something else living below us or maybe inside with us. You should probably start watching your back... and your food. Every time we leave for even a few minutes or look away, these 2 little squirrels show up running around helping themselves to whatever snacks they can find. usually the chocolate protein bars. It doesn't even have the decency to steal the whole thing. It just takes one or two bites and leaves the evidence behind, making it look like one of us did it. It's honestly kind of smart, which is almost impressive if it wasn't so annoying. The squirrels aren’t the only things living with us. once lights out hits we have a zoo of bugs flying all around. i made friends with a little deer tick. he liked me so much he tried to live inside me. Thats when i had to cut the line. He’s gone now, along with my Lyme disease cause i took some pills that costed too much cause i’m in canada. not complaining because i’m in Canada! Keeners is a dream come true and i love everything about it.