The Dangers of Walmart by Jacob Zivony

When I came to keeners, I was expecting to be underfed because I’m kayaking all the time and I would have an insatiable appetite, and I was… until I went to Walmart. When we first went to Walmart I was certainly not expecting to spend much. Becca gave us 20 minutes inside the store so we were rushing. When we first went in it was like on of those videos of shoppers in Black Friday in like 2005. We were rushing to put everything we could in our cart. I did not think that the total would add up to 92 CAD. After I checked out we had to take our stuff back in the bus and that thing was NOT equipped to handle all our precious cargo. After we got back while keeping all our food under our feet and in our laps we sorted it out and completely filled all our food storage and even had it overflow in to Istanbul. The next day I had a BIG breakfast, and I mean BIG. I had so many eggos and muffins I was going to throw up. I ended up being not hungry for like 3 days after Walmart because I ate so much food. If you’re an incoming keener beware of the Walmart deception because you might just end up unable to eat anything after.