First, you actually have to encounter one of these perilous creatures of the night. Wich really isn't very difficult (especially in yakistan). You may find one under your pillow, or maybe in your sleeping bag, or perhaps you'll simply wake up to one gnawing on and loudly buzzing about your forehead as I did.
Then, you may procede to panic and flail around, maybe urgently try and swish it towards the top bunk and toward your unlucky roomate's head. Don't forget to scream a little.
Now, you may take a deep breath. It's time to dig out your headlamp. At this point, you will most likely have woken up the rest of your cabin with all the shouting and stomping around, so don't worry about the noise from this next step.
Grab a shoe, preferably not your shiny new paddling ones, and start pounding the heck out of that thing. Imagine the bug is someone you hate, envision them eating the very last gummy bear from your stash without even asking you... Trust me, it's not going to die any time soon (hence the zombie) so be prepared mentally to -gasp!- pick it up yourself and take it outside. Job done.
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