How to Catch Mice - Daniel Mills-Thysen

At Keeners, one of the big problems of living is the mice. They eat the cereal, poop on the floor, and drown in the nutella. So one of the main goals of my session at Keeners this year is to catch more and more mice. This will be a quick guide on how to catch mice at Keeners.

Step I: Learn to think like a mouse. This entails: ascertaining the favorite food of the mice (usually Nutella), and determining which routes the mice use to steal the food.

Step II: Set up an elaborate system of traps with Froot Loops arranged in patterns, with spaces for several mouse traps.

Step III: Set the traps, preferably with nutella.

Step IV: Place bets, have fun, and do random things with the mouse traps, and compete with the others rooms in your house for the most mice caught.

Step V: Enjoy a mouse free life.

And this is how to catch mice at Keeners.