I Guess That's How the Cookie Crumbles by Jacob Zivony

A step by step tutorial on how to steal your cabins freshly baked cookies and say sorry by making them a new batch

Step 1: Go paddle on the middle channel and dont eat anything so you will be extra hungry for cookies when you get back. (Eating nothing is optional but it will help you be more hungry for cookies and you can take more when you get back)

Step 2: Come back from your long day of paddling and immediately go to the kitchen where you will find food for you to munch on. (You don’t know that there will be freshly baked cookies yet)

Step 3: Spot your cookies sitting on the fridge and run directly to them making a face of shock because you didn’t know there was gonna be cookies waiting for you.

Step 4: Get to the good part. Now that you have a plate of fresh cookies infront of you pick 2-5 cookies from the plate and take them from the plate.(You can eat them or save them for later)

Step 5: Wait until the rest of your cabin is back from their fun day at 7/8 hole and let them realize that their cookies that they spent so much time working on are gone. 

Step 6: Before all of your cabin mates dump you in the river, tell them you will make a new batch of cookies to replace the ones you ate.

Step 7: Wait until after dinner then make your batch of cookies while everyone else is still at the thunder-dome.(This way you will be able to surprise them when they get back.

Step 8: Mess up the cookies some how (I chose to use melted butter instead of softened this way all of the chocolate chips melt and you just have chocolate cookies instead of chocolate chip cookies)

Step 9: Leave the dough and go swimming 

Step 10: Find out that your cabin mates wanted cookies now and used your dough to make cookies 

Step 11: Be happy and enjoy your new batch of cookies and enjoy your cabin mates not wanting to throw you in the river