How to Survive Big Kahunaaaaaa!!!! by Cooper Dale

An all exclusive guide with an easy to follow, step by step system to barely make it out of Coliseum and Kahuna and ever so slightly miss dogs leg in just 10 steps!! Step 1: Firstly you’re going to sit on the rocks above Colosseum and wait for everyone else to paddle it so you can be sure that you don’t take the wrong line and fall into the White-Faced monster. Step 2: Now that you’re ready to paddle down, you can sit in the eddie some more until you absolutely have to go. Step 3: Okay now that you’ve begun paddling, you have to make sure you make it to the curler at the top of the shoot and then keep shooting right to avoid Kahoona. Step 4: Now that you hit the curler and realize you can not possibly make it to the right of Kahoona and you have to prepare for the worst. Step 5: You’re barreling towards the bottom of Kahoona and as you look up you can see the absolutely massive wave crashing on top of you. Step 6: You suddenly realize that you’ve made it through Kahoona with just a little bit of back surfing, you can now relax and have a great time. Step 7: BOOM! Second wave crashes down on you and gobbles you up. You now have to low brace until your tricep falls off and somehow manage to stay up. Step 8: You’ve successfully survived both of the big waves and now you can finally chill. When suddenly you somehow manage to flip upside down in the smallest little wave train ever. Step 9: You manage to roll up and think “oh no if I paddle anymore than I’m just gonna flip again” So you decide to just chill in the current until there’s a close eddie. Step 10: Now you’re barreling towards Dogs Leg and you think you have to paddle towards the eddie before you go down Dogs Leg. You just barely scrape by and make it into the eddie where you celebrate with Hiedi and Tyler about your survival of the all fearsome Colosseum!! Congratulations!!