How to make it seem like you know more than a roll. - Tanner Tito

Hi my name is Tanner Tito and I am going to a white water camp for play boating and know absolutely nothing about play boating! Everyone at camp already knew a whole bunch of awesome tricks that I had no idea how to do. At this moment I knew I had to make it seem as if I knew more than a roll. 

Steps of what to do and not to do when pretending like you know more than you really do:

1. Have a great poker face! 
2. If you accidentally do something that looks cool act like you did it on purpose! 
3. Don’t tell anyone that you only have a roll. 
4. Low key on the side ask the coaches for help to learn some tricks.
5. The fifth and final rule don’t put on a piece of paper that you low key don’t know how to roll cause everyone there already know you don’t.

In conclusion you’re best bet embrace your fate that you can only roll and learn everything you can in three weeks! But whether or not you know more than or if you just have have a roll you will have so much fun at Keeners camp!!