How to Munch -Ben Sandeman

My first week of Keeners was great, we ran and surfed some great rapids not too far from home. I will be giving everyone my step my step process of munching on river lunches in just 10 easy steps
. This is a not so top secret recipe that I mastered at my first session of keeners ever, last year and still use to date.
1.) Get right off the water and make some hot chocolate to warm up

2.) Ask the kitchen staff and raft guides if they need any help, if they say no skip to number 5.)
3.)Do whatever tasks to help at lunch site ie:clean bathrooms, make burgers and sausages, etc.

4.)Do it with a smile and positivity

5.) MUNCHTIME, time to prepare and munch on some lunch

6.)Make a Ben Burger™, to do this get 2 cheese burger patties,1 regular patty and a sausage

7.)Take the sausage and cut it in half and slicing it completely down the middle,eat half the sausage leaving 2 1/4 pieces to put in the burger

8.) Put it all together 

9.)Add toppings including onions, lettuce,tomatoes and ketchup and mustard

10.)MUNCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!