How to get the shot ferda boys!
Step 1: Get the a Go Pro. If you do not have accesses to one, find the biggest DSLR camera you can find. The bigger the camera, the more professional you are (Am I right?).
Step 2 : Convince your friends to throw down the biggest trick, even if it means they flush right away.
Step 3 : Take out at the top of the rapid so you do not have to run it. If you swim, all gear will be lost and you will have to go back to step 1.
Step 4 : Find the angle that makes the feature look gigantic and dangerous
Step 5 : If the feature you are shooting at is a small hole, get as far out into the current with a camera paddle without falling. This technique is just as good as a drone, I promise. If the feature is a large wave, climbed a tree to get the best angle, if you do it right, people will think that you are an expert drone pilot.
Step 6 : Brag about how great your shot was and how you are gonna get a gig at RedBull Media.
Step 7 : Hop in your boat and paddle ahead to the next rapid and repeat steps 1 to 6.
Step 8 : Upload all of you footage, spend days making an edit. Order boxes upon boxes of pizza and drink RedBull until the edit is done. Play a fast paced electronic song and match downbeats with cuts.
Step 9 : Upload the edit to YouTube. Then promote your channel and videos to everyone you meet, because every view counts!
- Willem von Schilling
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