Monday 7 August 2023

Why I shouldn't Do Pushups: By Miles Van Der Linden

I think that the push-up punishment system should be abolished. I don’t like doing the push ups and they are not fun. However on top of that I think that push-ups will encourage me to do bad things so I can get more of a workout. So you are basically helping me profit off of being bad. I therefore think that we should enforce the law in a different way. For instance saying “nuh uh” or no. This way of punishment is way more humane and acceptable to our modern day society. Maybe even the entirety of keeners will be a better safer place. This new way of enforcement shall be implemented tomorrow please.


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