First things first, to befriend the Yakistan mouse, it is imperative that you understand the basic mannerisms of mice; they only respond to the highest of cordial behavior. The first encounter between you and our furry little friend is likely to be a little awkward, as is any first encounter, but exchange pleasantries to the best of your ability. Next, you must arrange a follow up; send a formal invitation to have the mouse over for tea. Now this part is key: do not scream if the mouse decides to pop in by way of falling through the ceiling—that would be most rude. Falling is his most common mode of transportation, and if this occurs you’ll know you’re doing the process right. Likely by this point you are receiving impromptu visits from your mousy friend and can enact the final stage: friendly extermination. Buy the mouse a plane ticket to a Hawaii vacation, a present from a new friend, and forgetfully decline to inform the mouse it is a one way ticket. And the last step, enjoy a mouse free cabin, and stay in touch with your new beachy mousy friend.
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